8th
August 2004: Hello everyone, Just a
little missive to wish you all a
fabulous Summer.
At the
moment I'm spending my sleeping
hours as a contortionist, i.e.
finding new positions to put my
arms and legs to escape the heat.
The perfect place is on top of
the bed, surrounded by a mosquito
net, wearing not much more than a
smile.
Luckily,
the theatre in Stevenage, the
Gordon Craig, has very effective
air-conditioning. never been so
welcome. This is our last week as
"A Happy Medium"! And
what a challenge the play has
been. The whole cast and I agree
that this has been a job with
150% concentration. your wits
cannot wander for a second. the
play has improved tremendously
during the last weeks and I would
like to thank everyone for their
positive feedback. I'm sure A
Happy Medium will have
another outing. It deserves one,
as it is tremendous fun, both for
cast and audience.
At the
moment, I'm enjoying a great
time, socialising and generally
catching up. Having done two days
of "pottering about",
i.e. doing domestics, I then set
about spending time doing what I
luv most; meeting up, lunches,
dinners, and an odd visit to a
gallery. Not that what I saw was
odd, just the fact that I
actually went.
Had a fab
time at Gary Wilmot's birthday
do. Just opposite the gate to
Hyde Park, a beautiful baroque
looking Italian restaurant
welcomed its guests with
champagne, luvly food and
ambulance! (OK, I know its
ambience, really, but it's a
hangover from my play, where my
character was riddled with
malapropisms!!) A great band,
great mates, fab food and a host
that was attentive at all times.
Now that was a "do"!
Having
spent a great two days with
friends, and relishing the
freedom of no time-tables, I
decided to start writing to mates
and, indeed, this
"catch-up" note.
Went to
Royal Ascot. Apparently it can
only be "Royal" when
the Queen attends. Poor cow was
there everyday. OK, I know she
loves horses, but how much dung
can anyone take?
My friend,
Josh (many of you will remember
him as Frederic in The Pirates
Of Penzance), and I were
warmly welcomed by Ron Wade, MD
of the company HOME-TEK, whose
products I'm promoting at the
moment. I so enjoyed the box we
were in, beautifully entertained
and fussed over. I lost £5 and
Josh won £16.20! We were careful
to leave at a good time, to avoid
the crowds.
I wore my
beautiful purple
ostrich-feathered, American
handmade titfer, and it didn't
blow off once!
Then it
was off to the TRIC lunch -
Television & Radio Industries
Club. This is a function attended
by representatives of the various
TV manufacturers and, indeed,
companies such as HOME-TEK, hence
another invitation. This
particular do was to thank the
outgoing President and welcome
the in-coming one. The outgoing
Pres. was the luvly June
Whitfield, who was very gracious
in her farewell speech and,
mercifully, short too. She warmly
welcomed Charlie Dimmock, who was
taking over. Nice body, luvly
hair. And a lot of it!
Loads of
champagne flowed, with gorgeous
food. We all spent a great
afternoon, chatting to each other
and not too much networking.
Proceeded
to then spend a few fab lunches
with good mates, countless phone
calls catching up. Spent a gorge
evening with a German friend,
Karl, who makes the Queen's frox
- the real one - He's very
discreet, I can't get any gossip
on the Queen. He does say she's
extremely gracious and funny. I
shall have to invite her to the
Wimbledon week of Annie.
Also had a
fab dinner with my wonderful mate
Jimmy Perry, who, as you know is
the creator of Dad's Army.
Him and me have some fab chats
and fun. He was telling me about
David Croft's autobiography. Have
bought it and will be visiting
him in Suffolk so he can sign it
for me. Jimmy is still writing
and doing shows for the Water
rats, and attending special Dad's
Army functions. He's so fab
and one of the best-dressed men
I've ever met. And his wine
cellar is T.D.F. I'm so lucky. I
remember when I used to get
excited about Hirondelle! And it
was hideous. I'm so glad we've
moved on in the grape world.
Attended
the Annie Christmas
launch, which you may have read
about on the site. We were very
well looked after by the staff of
the Tameside Hippodrome, and I
would like to thank everyone
involved. It was luvly to see
Louise English - who is, once
again, playing Grace Farrell -
and a new Daddy Warbucks; James
Smillie. James has a great
catalogue of work to his credit.
Many people may remember him
especially for his appearances on
an Australian drama East Of
Eden. Poor James, tho, he has
the most gorgeous white hair.
It's all coming off! It's not
fair. Why can't mine be
luxurious? It's no good anyone
running their hands through it,
they'd have nowhere to go!
Although I
adore panto, it'll be luvly to
have a change this year. But Annie
has still got all the feel-good
ingredients and the "goody
and baddy" element. Poor
Miss H will probably get booed.
HELP! Anyway, after the launch I
stayed at my fab two friends'
house in Tintwistle, a luvly
little village in Glossop. It was
just so great to have time away
from such a busy, cosmopolitan
city like London.
Went for a
lovely walk round this reservoir,
ending up at the village pub. I
so enjoyed it. I adore London and
am its greatest advocate, but how
marvellous to roam the village
streets and not once see a
shopping mall.
Oh, before
I forget, went to see Liberace's
Suit, starring my mate, Bobby
Crush. It has been very well
received and I do hope it has a
future. I loved it and laughed a
lot. Bobby did a really good job.
Although a stage performer for
years and very comfortable there,
he must have been so nervous. but
good on him, ever a real pro, he
rose to the occasion - and his
contract, by producing a fine
performance. Funny and poignant.
Well done, Bobby!
Just
recently, I went to the theatre
for the first night of Saturday
Night Fever, at the Apollo
Victoria opposite Victoria Train
Station. Had a ball of a night.
My escort was a luvly, chunky,
dark-haired, beautifully toothed,
30-something gentleman. More of
him later.
I was
delighted to see old mates there;
Toyah was looking as good as
ever. I'm sure her hair gets
longer! Must stop going on about
hair! Cheryl Baker was there with
her children and friends. Bucks
Fizz are embarking on another
tour, so watch out for details.
Chatted with Dean Gaffney and his
girlfriend, and luvly Ian Talbot,
who directed The Pirates Of
Penzance, and his gorge wife,
Claire, who is expecting their
baby. I was so chuffed for them.
Ian has the most famous and
talked about "Bottom" -
a character in A Midsummer
Night's Dream - in London.
Claire is really pretty and
talented so the forthcoming child
will belong to an acting deity.
It will probably want to be a
welder! And nothing wrong with
that, it makes a change from
wanting to be famous without
learning your craft.
Anyway,
then had a fab moment. Duncan
from Blue politely introduced
himself. I thought he was great.
Unaffected, well-mannered,
friendly, not bigged-up, and
gorgeous! I forgot to take his
phone number, very remiss, I
shall have to rectify that.
To get
back to the show. Great, trivial
entertainment. I'm not
disparaging when I say that. We
all know it's feel-good,
"had a great night"
evening out. It was very well
attended and was fab to see
everyone on their feet, clapping
and cheering. I set off about six
party poppers and whistled till I
went deaf. Mark Goucher, producer
of Pirates, also produced Fever.
It's been a great success on tour
and I wish him the same with his
London run. It's very risky for a
producer, financially, to secure
a London venue, outgoings, etc
are enormous, so GO!
Oh, went
to the after-show party at a
nightclub, conveniently situated
opposite the theatre. Great 70's
band, loads of TV presenters,
with hair!! And tasty canapes. My
mystery man had a luvly time,
especially as he is not in
"the business". We
found ourselves behind the bar in
a roped-off area, where we took
off our shoes. I wore Tammy Girl
trainers, actually, and we
proceeded to devour some sushi.
Do not try it with tomato sauce.
Next
night, it was off to the Mill
Theatre at Sonning. It was a
quite boring, if quick, journey.
I can't stand car travel. I would
luv a private jet. I remember a
few of us from Hi-De-Hi!
decided to form a syndicate. I
got carried away with the thought
of a P.P.L. The idea came to an
abrupt end when the hangar rental
per year amounted to the cost of
a house in Kensington Palace
Gardens!
The show
at Sonning was Stepping Out.
Very good fun with some excellent
performances. Was great to catch
up with mates again, especially
Mary Maddox, who I worked with 25
years ago in an all-girl group
called Midnight News - rather
like Bananarama and The Three
Degrees, but more eccentric. Nice
theatre, but it smells of damp -
well, it still has a working
watermill.
Friday saw
the arrival of sister, Jeannie.
No, she's not a nun. her birthday
celebrations started with several
party poppers and some Dave
Edmonds, plus a few pals. Then it
was a trip on the London Eye.
Now, never being one for heights
- unless it's of passion! - I've
always dreaded it. Anyway, not
wanting the 'Wimp of the Year'
title, I gritted my teeth and
jumped on. It's still moving, you
know, so that was a feat in
itself. Well, after a few minutes
staring at the bottom of the pod
I gradually started to enjoy the
views and ended up walking all
around it. I must thank a luvly
lady, Laura, who made sure all
was well.
Got
chatting to a guy from Newcastle
who had brought a little boy on
the pod. It turned out he was a
lad from Chernobyl, the
radio-active city, who was flown
to London by a charity to help
alleviate his day-to-day burden
of life there. Most of the
inhabitants of the place are not
expected to live beyond 30. I was
so humbled. It's incidents like
that that bring you right down to
reality. So it's my belief we
should all be eternally grateful
when we feel like moaning.
Then it
was on to the Tate Modern. I
usually go to galleries, nipping
in and out of each room, knowing
nothing about brush strokes -
unless you count the sit-com
starring my friend, Louise
English - and avoiding the
ludicrously high-priced
sandwiches. Why do they think a
see-through slice of cucumber,
one piece of compressed wet
lettuce, and two dog-eared
chillis constitutes value for
money?
Well, Tate
Modern is just fabulous. Every
single room has something in it
to enjoy and marvel at. I don't
know about you, but I'm hopeless
at art. Anything to do with a
brush and that phrase; "she
doesn't do a stroke" comes
to mind. We all agreed it was a
great couple of hours.
Next stop,
Harrods. Or as my friend, Simon
Cadell used to say -
"Rod's" Opulence has
got to be the describing word.
Even before we went in I clocked
the door attendant. tall,
wonderful, dark hair, immaculate
green uniform, white gloves, and
teeth that would do justice to
Colgate.
Well,
Jeannie and I were like two kids
in Tammy Girl, all giggly and
excited. Anyway, after rummaging
desperately through every rail
and finding nothing - sob! - we
retreated to the foodhall for
sustenance. We chose a mixed
selection of oysters. I always
thought there was only one
variety, but Flavies, our waiter,
explained there was six. Anyway,
I scooped mine away from the
shell, held it to my mouth and
the oyster promptly fell out and
landed in me lap. I scooped out
the next oyster with a fork,
adding a little vinegar and
onion. Providing you can balance
the slithery fish on said fork
and bend your head forward before
the oyster falls off, you may be
rewarded for your efforts!
Champagne completed the
experience (now and then you have
to get away from noodles and
rice-cakes!).
Harvey
Nicks was next. Another chunk of
the opulence word. Found some fab
cosmetics, complete with free
overnight bag - suede - now
that's what i call a
complimentary gift. The giggling
sisters skipped off quite
happily, walking to the mall,
stopping off at one of my fave
hotels, the Lanesborough.
Apparently the dining room was
once a crematorium, as it was
previously, the Lanesborough that
is, St George's Hospital.
Luckily, my food has never been
well done there!
After a
couple of cocktails - do try a
Slippery nipple - Sambucca and
Baileys - we headed off to Oxford
St. Still a nightmare! I've never
liked it, even when I first
arrived in London 30 years ago. I
know it's a must-see for
tourists, but to me it's
tat-ago-go. Then we decamped to
another favourite - the Langham
Hilton. The bar is like a reading
room with chat. Sounds a bit
dull, but it's really great for
unwinding.
Businessmen
finishing the last of their
mobile calls, whilst giving
admiring glances to their female
companions - Nudge! Nudge!
Anyway,
walked halfway home, then
succumbed to a black cab. Arrived
back at Campus R. Soles,
showered, re-dressed and headed
for the nightlife. Isligton is
littered with it. Went to a
couple of bars, decided
everywhere was too busy, returned
home and put Tom Jones on. Fab!
Next day,
Sunday, found us at the Windows
Restaurant on the 28th floor of
the Hilton Hotel, Hyde Park. As
you can imagine, the views are
spectacular. I think the Queen
was a bit peeved after learning
her residence would be
overlooked, but the bathroom
cannot be seen atall. So, all's
well.
There is a
superb, superior buffet, of
lobster, langoustine, most meats
with beautifully accompanied
pickles, exotic sauces, breads
from everywher eint he world,
followed by a great selection of
main courses, served from
beautiful tureens. there isn't
just meat - paella, pasta, exotic
omelettes - I'm afraid I was a
dithering fart and had a bit of
everything.
Then, if
you can still manage anything
else, you can choose any crepe
you want, made in front of your
eyes. As if that's not enough,
there's a glorious array of
cheeses, fresh fruit, and
stunning desserts. luckily, I'm
not a great chocolate lover, but
for those people who are, heaven
is on the 28th floor.
While
you're eating, there's an
excellent jazz musician, plus
champagne included in the price.
I think it's a fab treat for
birthdays etc.
After
feeling extremely stuffed, we
popped over the road to 'Party In
The Park' - Fab! Then we walked
halfway home, me feet slightly
crippled so we caught a welcome
cabaand finished the day off with
a hot chocolate. I jest of
course!!
Have just
come back from Brighton where I
participated in a new radio show
- a bit like Whose Line Is It
Anyway? Thoroughly enjoyed
it. Don't know transmission date
yet, but I'll send details as
soon as...
Oh,
something happened the other
day... I have been voted the
'Campest Woman in Britain by
'What's On' magazine! Well, I can
add that to 'Rear Of The Year'.
Friday saw
me and David Alder, a dear mate
who was the Major General in Pirates,
at the Open Air Theatre, Regents
Park, watching the first night of
Camelot. Now, I've never
really rated this show. I think a
production I saw at the Dominion
years ago put me off. it was far
too long and the pauses inbetween
the dialogue put me in a coma!
Anyway,
this performance sped along and
contained lots of funny business.
Most of which came from King
Pellinore, played by Russ Abbot.
he was very well received by the
audience. The lighting was so
fab, and it didn't rain! Luvly
David made some fab salmon
sandwiches, accompanied by
champers and raspberries. I was
really spoilt. It was a delight
to mingle afterwards and catch up
with old mates and
colleagues.
I have to
say I've had a marvellous time
off and done so much, so when
rehearsals are under way in two
weeks, I shall throw myself into
Miss Hannigan with relish. Just
before I go - I'm making an
infomercial for HOME-TEK. Should
be fun. I'll keep you posted.
Finally,
once again, my heartfelt thanx to
you all for logging onto the
site. I'm always more than happy
to answer emails etc. If I don't
reply straightaway it's because
sometimes it takes a while to
collate, but you will get my
reply.
As a
codicil, I must once again thank
Davie, who is doing a marvellous
job with the site. I think it's
one of the best there is, so
definitely 200 out of 100! My
thanx also to Rob, who assists me
greatly - much appreciated, doll.
Time to go
- have to voice 'Noisy'
again.
Have a
fabulous Summer and keep in
touch.
My luv
2 U all,
Su x x
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