13th
August 2003: A big hello,
everybody, I hope
you're all enjoying Summer. At
the moment, I'm having a socially
sating time, as I want to see and
do as much as I can before
starting work in earnest - well,
Lincoln, actually! - Have had a
great time recently, catching up
with people, doing jobs based
from home. We completed the last
episode, this series, of Little
Robots, including a song
'Anyone Can Sparkle', written by
Debbie Wiseman and Don Black, two
very accomplished and respected
musical forces. A simple, melodic
tune and lyrics, it was a joy to
do. We managed to get everyone in
the studio at the same time,
apart from Martin Clunes, who had
filming commitments. Lenny Henry
and myself had a few harmonies
together and we had a really fun
time, catching up on news, etc.
Little
Robots has been really
well-received. The execs are
hoping it will be sold to America
where animation is the big daddy!
So, fingers crossed.
The
Weakest Link had me teamed up
with mates I've worked with in
the past. I think I can safely
say we were all somewhat
apprehensive at being quizzed by
the "Beast in Black" -
Anne Robinson. Before recording
started, we were frantically
placating each other, saying 'If
I vote you off, it's nothing
personal. Please keep me on the
Christmas card list!'
Actually,
I was dead lucky. I didn't really
get a roasting from Anne. I have
to say, although the questions
come across loud and clear on the
TV, in reality it's extremely
hard to hear any questions in the
studio. That's why, if you study
the programme, you can see quite
a few contestants leaning
forward, straining to hear what
Anne is saying. I think that's
part of the show's strategy. You
really have to concentrate. I
though: 'I'm an actress - get me
out of here!'
It was
luvly to see Nick Owen, Limahl,
Toyah, Bob Carolgees & Spit
The Dog - Yes, Anne did get one!
- Steve Nallon (Marg. Thatcher
impersonator from Spitting
Image), Eric Bristow, Linda
Lusardi, and one-time partner of
Janet Street-Porter, Normski. By
the time you read this it will
have been shown on TV. So I hope
you enjoyed it.
Have just
seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
as my mate, Gary Wilmot, had his
first night as Caractacus Potts.
The songs really suit his voice.
He's definitely going to enjoy
his year in the role. It was also
a pleasure to see Anton Rodgers
playing the grandfather, and my
mate, Derek Griffiths. If you
haven't seen it I urge you to go,
and I don't say that on many
occasions. I really want shows to
do well, but I find I'm let down
by the standard of too many these
days. But Chitty has
marvellous production values. I
could see exactly what I had
spent my money on. My ticket
probably bought one pair of shoes
- or maybe one shoe!
We were
royally entertained in the
interval by the show's producer,
Michael Rose, and I sat on a
chaise-longe that Prince Charles
had used a week earlier.
Later that
week I went for lunch at The Ivy
with the producer of The
Vagina Monologues. Teamed up
with Tamara Beckwith. Lovely
girl, always jetting off
somewhere in her role as party
organiser etc. for the California
glitterati. In the Autumn she'll
be in Bermuda - I'll be n
Billingham!! I'm going to have to
speak to my agent at once! Had a
chat with Andrew Lloyd-Webber,
who was dining on sea bass. He'd
have preferred a table, but... (I
know - but I love music hall
stuff!!)
The
likelihood is I'll probably be
doing VAG MON again next June,
but I'll keep you posted.
At the
moment I'm preparing for the
second Annie tour, when
I'll be working with the same
cast apart from two new members.
So I'm really looking forward to
that. It's such a popular show
and a great joy to perform.
There's nothing better than
taking a bow at the end from an
audience who have really had an
entertaining evening and are
going home really happy. I'm a
sucker for show biz!
Must tell
you one luvly comment from a
gentleman who came to see VAG MON
in Canterbury. He said: 'I've
really learned a few things
today. Trouble is, at my age,
when I get home I'll have
forgotten what they are!' Bless
him.
This
socialising lark is going to turn
me into a "humungas
Godzilla" person. I've
developed a liking for rice
cakes, in order to stop me eating
whole loaves! Mind you, Annie
will turn me into a stick insect.
have had luvly times meeting up
with mates who I haven't seen for
ages. I do feel it's important to
keep in touch with people,
especially if you're the one
who's on tour. Friends are very
important and must never be taken
for granted. Rather like
audiences, really.
Oh, went
to see a really entertaining
piece at the King's Head. Comedy
of Arias - obviously lifted
from Comedy Of Errors - It
was directed by my old Godspell
mate, Andrew C Wadsworth, or Ace
as I call him. Very good operatic
voices, with great comedy biz
thrown in, obviously. It would be
fab if it transferred, but as the
King's Head is such an intimate
performing space, it might lose
something of its intimacy in too
large a venue. Fingers crossed
anyway.
Have
recently returned from a
favourite place - Bournemouth.
I've played there about 20 times
and just luv it, although the
Royal Hotel has slipped a little.
Service can take an hour for a
cup of tea! OK if you're dead, as
you're in no hurry, but...
Whilst
there I stayed with my old mate,
Barry Howard, who has a lush flat
right near the sea. We had a
great scream. We went to see Jim
Davidson, who does a great
stand-up. I think he would get an
earful from Germaine Greer, the
wonderful doyenne of feminism,
but I would describe him as
"earthy", rather like
the seaside postcard "have
you put it in yet, vicar?"
stuff. The audience loved it.
Next
night, watched Bedside Manners,
a farce with my pals, John Inman,
Louise English - who plays Grace
Farrel in Annie - Georgina
Moon and Robin Askwith, who is
now based in Gaza. I would
describe the play's content as
flimsy, but all the cast are
experienced pros and added good
visual comedy to a good
audience's delight. We all then
repaired to a luvly Chinese where
loud chat and laughter were much
in evidence. Jim Davidson, and
Roger Kitter, his support act,
joined us after their gig. There
was table dancing and I had to
get off before I fell off me
high-heels!
I returned
to London in need of a rest, but
alas, more socialising! Went to
Joe Allen, a really simple, but
down-to-earth showbiz restaurant.
Spent ages table-hopping - luv
all that - trouble is, it's no
good ordering food, there's no
time to eat it - Caught up with
luvly Bobby Crush and dear Bill
Buckley, who wrote the hit song,
'Starting Together'. They're both
hideously well and doing very
successfully.
Undaunted,
travelled to Guildford to the
Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, to see
more old mates, in a Ray Cooney
farce, It Runs In The Family,
an altogether superior script
from Bournemouth. Avid theatre
goers would know most of the
cast: Jeff Holland, David
Griffin, Geoffrey Davies, Judy
Buxton. great to see them all
playing luvly visual biz to a
very packed and appreciative
audience. I laughed my head off
and we all had tea on the terrace
after the matinee. As usual, much
chat ensued, catching up with
each other, etc. I have to say
tho', that I'm not very good at
being an audience. It never seems
to sit well with me, watching.
I'm afraid the stage is where I
prefer to be, on it, not looking
at it! Still, it was nice to be
entertained.
My friend,
David "Mother" Alder,
of The Pirates Of Penzance
fame, and I are off to see High
Society at Regent's Park Open
Air theatre - My Gilbert &
Sullivan debut venue - will be
luvly to catch up with Ian
Talbot, director, and Cathy
Jayes, musical director. No doubt
there will be much shrieking and
drinking and conviviality - well,
fab I say! - THAT'S LIFE!
Well, I
think I've caught up with all the
news I have to impart. Annie,
I hope, will once again be a
great success, pleasing audiences
everywhere.
My
"Wicked Queen" costume
is being fitted next week. I
rather like being a mythical
Alexis Colby!
Just
before I go, I want to say a big
thank you to you all for surfing
my site. Always a pleasure to
hear from you. I endeavour to
reply to everyone but please
understand if I don't get back to
you straight away, as when I'm
touring things can't always get
done as quickly.
Lastly, a
fabulous, big, mega thank you to
Davie, who has, without doubt,
made my site a much-talked about
one. Every person who has tuned
in has praised it to the hilt,
and rightly so. His care,
dedication, and loyalty to me
cannot be measured, and I am very
proud to know him. He and Rob
Cope, a dear friend, have a great
team spirit. Thanx so much, Rob.
Well,
publication calls so will have to
sign off. Keep logging on and
much luv to you all.
Su x x x
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