Hello
everyone, And
welcome to a, so far, glorious Summer
May I extend a thousand
apologies for such a late missive. A lot of which
can be attributed to the recent passing of my
beloved dad. I'm sure those of you who have
experienced the same situation will understand
perfectly the tide of emotions one feels. Added
to that the huge practicalities involved. The
paperwork! Help! My sister, Jeannie, has been an
absolute star in that department, whilst I've
been involved in clearing wardrobes, etc;
organising relatives, and generally helping to
run a smooth ship.
Now that dad has had his
official "send off", things will no
doubt gel into their usual places.
I would like to thank
everyone for being so kind and supportive during
this time. It is so much appreciated.
My dad left me a
marvellous legacy of positiveness. His stock
phrase was "get on with it...", so I'm
doing just that.
Thanx for everything,
dad.
Well, I think it's
catch-up time now! Where to start! I guess it's
as far back as panto in Rhyl. I had a really
luvly season there, made all the more enjoyable
because I stayed in a marvellous place - The Pier
Hotel, run by two great guys; Richard and Wayne.
They really looked after us, as most of the cast
were there.
Apart from the early
morning performances, breakfast was sometimes as
late as Midday. What luxury is that! The whole
aspect of the Pier was a joy, especially the
social side! Let's just say there was many a
jovial early morning tipple!
We really had a lot of
fun, and a cast who all joined in with each
other. A highlight was a girl and guys night,
where the genders were swapped. Can't tell you
how gorge some of the fellers looked. It's
amazing what a bit of imagination and a few bits
of lippy can do! The guys all agreed, tho, that
high heels were not good for the balance.
Thanx to everyone
involved in that luvly season.
No sooner had I arrived
back home, the next I embarked on another
theatrical adventure...
My first foray into
Shakespeare. It was pretty weird to be a Panto
Queen on Saturday and a nurse on Monday! But the
variety of work that is showbiz makes it such a
great vocation.
Luckily, I was given the
script of Romeo & Juliet several weeks
before. I had to read it on a daily basis to
familiarise myself with the dialogue. I came to
realise that Shakespeare's language is quite
decipherable once you get the gist of it. Like
any script really. It's just that his is more
thorough and beautifully written - more flowery
than the Botanical Gardens!
What a fabulous
experience, tho. Once I'd really got to grips
with the play I enjoyed every moment. It was a
joy to see the audience enjoying themselves,
especially the younger students giggling
nervously at the double entendre!
We had quite a few sex
Gods in the cast, who certainly gave the girls
something amounting to palpitations.
Once again, we had a
great camaraderie between us. Nearly every week
it was someone's birthday, and each one was
celebrated. In fact, Jane, our Company Manager,
carried with her boxes of compulsory party
poppers and paper plates!
With a play as long as Romeo
& Juliet you really need a release,
especially after a matinee day. So it was great
to have parties and visit clubs, etc. My ethos
has always been "work hard, play hard"
as you feel you've earned your leisure time.
I tell you what, tho',
the concentration required for 'Speare is
phenomenal, especially because the dialogue is so
well-known, so if you get your thou's and thee's
in the wrong place, the rhythm goes, along with
the text.
Despite that, I would
definitely do the "Bard" again. Thanx
to luvly Jenny King, the Producer, for the chance
to do it.
Caught up with loads of
mates after and had a great night watching Footloose.
Fab energy. Was out of my seat in a flash. As was
everyone else. Luvly to be so well entertained.
Next night went to the
'Annual Quiz' at the Grovesnor House for the
cancer charity "Children with Lukemia",
always hosted by the fabulous Jeremy Beadle.
Caught up with showbiz pals from Corrie, Eastenders
and The Bill. A great night. I won an
enormous bottle of champagne for dancing. A cross
between Noddy Holder and Freddie Mercury!
Had a great time at
Langham Hilton. A very camp tea dance, organised
by my pal Gloria (Hunniford) to raise funds for
the Caron Keating Foundation. Caron, as you may
know, died from breast cancer, so it was a
fitting fundraiser, as well as fun. Cliff Richard
sang a song, acapella, dedicated to Caron.
Superb! Every note was perfect. He even took off
his belt and signed it for an auction item.
Unfortunately, everything else stayed on. He's
such a good sport.
Chris Biggins made a
great job of the auction, and everyone entered
into the spirits - not the alcohol type, as there
was only tea from the Orient.
We were treated to a
stunning dance cabaret, provided by the
professional participants of Strictly Come
Dancing. And we got to dance with them. Make
no mistake - they were fit!! How fab to be
samba'd to death!
I was wearing a tiara
that promptly left my head after a particularly
energetic move, whereupon I trod on it. Well,
it's now become a necklace, as I squashed it
flat!
It was great to see
people I've worked, premiered, and partied
with... Robert Powell, Victor Spinetti, Lionel
Blair, Guitar legend Bert Weedon, Paul and Debbie
Daniels, Zoe Lucker, and members of the public
who had bought tickets to have a chat with
everyone, and to contribute to a great cause.
It was particularly good
to have a luvly chat with Michael Barrymore. He
looked great. He is undoubtedly a fab talent, and
whatever his past troubles, it was good to see
him again.
Later, my friend, Mario
and I ventured to a pub in Islington - well, more
a hi-tech bar, actually. There I was in my long,
sequinned frock, squashed tiara, feather boa,
silver shoes and a sparkling handbag.
Unfortunately I got mistaken for that night's
drag act!
Still hungry for
entertainment, I went to Malaga - not that
evening, a week later. Two friends own an
apartment in a luvly place in Calahonda.
Fabulous. An old type, Spanish dwelling, still
with original fittings and a superb balcony view
of the luvly aquamarine sea.
I should be doing A
Place In The Sun!
Nightlife was ten
minutes away. Met loads of ex-pats. All luvly.
And just one or two "Dodgy Daves", with
broad noses!
A fab night was had at
'Bunny's', a drag cabaret club. Just my type of
stuff. I luv a bot of camp! Never! Of course,
most of the audience was British, so we all had a
good old knees up.
I luv foraging around in
the local supermarkets. Everything seems so much
better than our stuff. It's just pshychological,
really. Although I couldn't get enough of Spanish
tomatoes. I'm mad about tomatoes in general. I'm
coming back as one so I can spend my whole life
in a greenhouse.
Just before I went to
Malaga, or Malager as I call it, I appeared on Loose
Women. I just luv that show. They look after
you extremely well, sending cars, which often
these days is a bonus. Pity, really. Most
programmes have a "limited" budget
these days, which usually means "not much
money in it, but you'll get lunch!".
The show is very tightly
run. Staff know exactly what they're doing and
most importantly, it's fun and informative. I
just hate working on, what I consider,
sub-standard stuff. Anyway, that was all good.
Saw an extremely good
production of a new muscial entitled Enchanted.
Written, acted and produced entirely by
ex-students of Guildford School of Acting. I must
salute their endeavours. I was royally
entertained. The performances were excellent,
script very good, if too long, but first-timers
very often are, I wish them all well.
Had a great, but hectic,
time appearing on the Prince's Trust 30th
Anniversary. So many mates were there, plus
people I've seen but don't really know. So, it
was a nice adventure. A difficult thing to
organise. Live stuff really does have to stick to
the itinerary. Especially on ITV, with the
advertising input.
I've never seen so many
walky-talkies!
Had a great catch-up
with my mate Les Dennis. Great to chat with
Ronnie Corbett. I had my heels on, so he appeared
to look like an inhabitant of Lilliput! He's
enjoying a real rennaisance at the moment. It's
great. What marvellous work he did with Ronnie
Barker.
Jonathan Ross and I had
some banter about who was wearing the loudest
outfit. I think it was a draw.
The only downside to
functions like the Trust is that one is always
asked to repair to the bar for "canapes and
conviviality". Nothing wrong with that, but
actors luvingly refer to this as "hostility
in the crush bar", so called, as the clamour
for drinks is 20-deep and the canapes usually
consist of pastry-based ingredients. So every
time you have a chat. you choke on the puff! Not
conducive to witty conversation.
Luvly Duncan, ex-Blue
band was there. Ant and Dec hosting. So many
people you would all know.
Also, a few days later,
a very nice acknowledgment from HRS Charles,
thanking us for our participation. You know, I've
always liked him, especially when Hi-De-Hi!
was at its peak and he came to the Blue Peter
studio to do something with plastic, and as he
passed our dressing rooms he gracefully shouted
"Ho-De-Hi!". Obviously, totally wrong,
but he said it with spirit!
Am doing a programme
called Destination Lunch with Judith
Chalmers and Peter Purves. Luv them. Due to be
broadcast on Sky TV. It's a new lunchtime chat
show, hence the title, and will go out live on
Sky, Monday 7th August.
Will be in Nottingham,
week-commencing 28th August, for another stint of
Vagina Monologues. Just luv that show.
By the time you read
this, I will have done the Press Launch for
panto. Mansfield Palace Theatre, being wicked
again. It's a luvly theatre. I've played it
before and was lucky enough to see my mate, Ray
Meagher, there two years ago doing his King Rat.
Have been offered a
really good play - one performer and 18
characters! A challenge, eh? We're looking to do
it after panto, so I'll keep you posted.
Off to Regents Park
Theatre to see my luvly mate, Joshua Dallas, in The
Boyfriend. Hoping for a good night, as the
show, although quite trite and cute, offers good
characters and tunes. What I call "a bit of
trivia" but sending you home with a
feel-good glow. And nothing wrong with that.
I've decided my New Year
Resolution starts now, ie; my efforts to keep you
informed on a more regular basis will be
implemented forthwith. Thanx John, who sent an
email to nudge me in that direction.
My thanx to all of you
who are loyal and supportive, older and newer,
especially, too, to Davie who manages and indeed,
controls my site and is very valued, especially
by professionals who wish to engage in on-going
developments. Thanx Davie, I so appreciate
what you do.
Special thanx, too, to
Rob Cope, who's input is invaluable.
Hope we've caught up now
- look forward to monthly missives!
Much luv to you all -
and don't burn!
Su
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