Hello
everyone,
Just a little missive to
wish you all a fabulous Summer.
At the moment I'm spending
my sleeping hours as a contortionist, i.e.
finding new positions to put my arms and legs to
escape the heat. The perfect place is on top of
the bed, surrounded by a mosquito net, wearing
not much more than a smile.
Luckily, the theatre in
Stevenage, the Gordon Craig, has very effective
air-conditioning. never been so welcome. This is
our last week as "A Happy Medium"! And
what a challenge the play has been. The whole
cast and I agree that this has been a job with
150% concentration. your wits cannot wander for a
second. the play has improved tremendously during
the last weeks and I would like to thank everyone
for their positive feedback. I'm sure A Happy
Medium will have another outing. It deserves
one, as it is tremendous fun, both for cast and
audience.
At the moment, I'm enjoying
a great time, socialising and generally catching
up. Having done two days of "pottering
about", i.e. doing domestics, I then set
about spending time doing what I luv most;
meeting up, lunches, dinners, and an odd visit to
a gallery. Not that what I saw was odd, just the
fact that I actually went.
Had a fab time at Gary
Wilmot's birthday do. Just opposite the gate to
Hyde Park, a beautiful baroque looking Italian
restaurant welcomed its guests with champagne,
luvly food and ambulance! (OK, I know its
ambience, really, but it's a hangover from my
play, where my character was riddled with
malapropisms!!) A great band, great mates, fab
food and a host that was attentive at all times.
Now that was a "do"!
Having spent a great two
days with friends, and relishing the freedom of
no time-tables, I decided to start writing to
mates and, indeed, this "catch-up"
note.
Went to Royal Ascot.
Apparently it can only be "Royal" when
the Queen attends. Poor cow was there everyday.
OK, I know she loves horses, but how much dung
can anyone take?
My friend, Josh (many of
you will remember him as Frederic in The
Pirates Of Penzance), and I were warmly
welcomed by Ron Wade, MD of the company HOME-TEK,
whose products I'm promoting at the moment. I so
enjoyed the box we were in, beautifully
entertained and fussed over. I lost £5 and Josh
won £16.20! We were careful to leave at a good
time, to avoid the crowds.
I wore my beautiful purple
ostrich-feathered, American handmade titfer, and
it didn't blow off once!
Then it was off to the TRIC
lunch - Television & Radio Industries Club.
This is a function attended by representatives of
the various TV manufacturers and, indeed,
companies such as HOME-TEK, hence another
invitation. This particular do was to thank the
outgoing President and welcome the in-coming one.
The outgoing Pres. was the luvly June Whitfield,
who was very gracious in her farewell speech and,
mercifully, short too. She warmly welcomed
Charlie Dimmock, who was taking over. Nice body,
luvly hair. And a lot of it!
Loads of champagne flowed,
with gorgeous food. We all spent a great
afternoon, chatting to each other and not too
much networking. Proceeded
to then spend a few fab lunches with good mates,
countless phone calls catching up. Spent a gorge
evening with a German friend, Karl, who makes the
Queen's frox - the real one - He's very discreet,
I can't get any gossip on the Queen. He does say
she's extremely gracious and funny. I shall have
to invite her to the Wimbledon week of Annie.
Also had a fab dinner with
my wonderful mate Jimmy Perry, who, as you know
is the creator of Dad's Army. Him and me
have some fab chats and fun. He was telling me
about David Croft's autobiography. Have bought it
and will be visiting him in Suffolk so he can
sign it for me. Jimmy is still writing and doing
shows for the Water rats, and attending special Dad's
Army functions. He's so fab and one of the
best-dressed men I've ever met. And his wine
cellar is T.D.F. I'm so lucky. I remember when I
used to get excited about Hirondelle! And it was
hideous. I'm so glad we've moved on in the grape
world.
Attended the Annie
Christmas launch, which you may have read about
on the site. We were very well looked after by
the staff of the Tameside Hippodrome, and I would
like to thank everyone involved. It was luvly to
see Louise English - who is, once again, playing
Grace Farrell - and a new Daddy Warbucks; James
Smillie. James has a great catalogue of work to
his credit. Many people may remember him
especially for his appearances on an Australian
drama East Of Eden. Poor James, tho, he
has the most gorgeous white hair. It's all coming
off! It's not fair. Why can't mine be luxurious?
It's no good anyone running their hands through
it, they'd have nowhere to go!
Although I adore panto,
it'll be luvly to have a change this year. But Annie
has still got all the feel-good ingredients and
the "goody and baddy" element. Poor
Miss H will probably get booed. HELP! Anyway,
after the launch I stayed at my fab two friends'
house in Tintwistle, a luvly little village in
Glossop. It was just so great to have time away
from such a busy, cosmopolitan city like London.
Went for a lovely walk
round this reservoir, ending up at the village
pub. I so enjoyed it. I adore London and am its
greatest advocate, but how marvellous to roam the
village streets and not once see a shopping mall.
Oh, before I forget,
went to see Liberace's Suit, starring my
mate, Bobby Crush. It has been very well received
and I do hope it has a future. I loved it and
laughed a lot. Bobby did a really good job.
Although a stage performer for years and very
comfortable there, he must have been so nervous.
but good on him, ever a real pro, he rose to the
occasion - and his contract, by producing a fine
performance. Funny and poignant. Well done,
Bobby!
Just recently, I went to
the theatre for the first night of Saturday
Night Fever, at the Apollo Victoria opposite
Victoria Train Station. Had a ball of a night. My
escort was a luvly, chunky, dark-haired,
beautifully toothed, 30-something gentleman. More
of him later.
I was delighted to see old
mates there; Toyah was looking as good as ever.
I'm sure her hair gets longer! Must stop going on
about hair! Cheryl Baker was there with her
children and friends. Bucks Fizz are embarking on
another tour, so watch out for details. Chatted
with Dean Gaffney and his girlfriend, and luvly
Ian Talbot, who directed The Pirates Of
Penzance, and his gorge wife, Claire, who is
expecting their baby. I was so chuffed for them.
Ian has the most famous and talked about
"Bottom" - a character in A
Midsummer Night's Dream - in London. Claire
is really pretty and talented so the forthcoming
child will belong to an acting deity. It will
probably want to be a welder! And nothing wrong
with that, it makes a change from wanting to be
famous without learning your craft.
Anyway, then had a fab
moment. Duncan from Blue politely introduced
himself. I thought he was great. Unaffected,
well-mannered, friendly, not bigged-up, and
gorgeous! I forgot to take his phone number, very
remiss, I shall have to rectify that.
To get back to the show.
Great, trivial entertainment. I'm not disparaging
when I say that. We all know it's feel-good,
"had a great night" evening out. It was
very well attended and was fab to see everyone on
their feet, clapping and cheering. I set off
about six party poppers and whistled till I went
deaf. Mark Goucher, producer of Pirates,
also produced Fever. It's been a great
success on tour and I wish him the same with his
London run. It's very risky for a producer,
financially, to secure a London venue, outgoings,
etc are enormous, so GO!
Oh, went to the after-show
party at a nightclub, conveniently situated
opposite the theatre. Great 70's band, loads of
TV presenters, with hair!! And tasty canapes. My
mystery man had a luvly time, especially as he is
not in "the business". We found
ourselves behind the bar in a roped-off area,
where we took off our shoes. I wore Tammy Girl
trainers, actually, and we proceeded to devour
some sushi. Do not try it with tomato sauce.
Next night, it was off to
the Mill Theatre at Sonning. It was a quite
boring, if quick, journey. I can't stand car
travel. I would luv a private jet. I remember a
few of us from Hi-De-Hi! decided to form a
syndicate. I got carried away with the thought of
a P.P.L. The idea came to an abrupt end when the
hangar rental per year amounted to the cost of a
house in Kensington Palace Gardens!
The show at Sonning was Stepping
Out. Very good fun with some excellent
performances. Was great to catch up with mates
again, especially Mary Maddox, who I worked with
25 years ago in an all-girl group called Midnight
News - rather like Bananarama and The Three
Degrees, but more eccentric. Nice theatre, but it
smells of damp - well, it still has a working
watermill.
Friday saw the arrival of
sister, Jeannie. No, she's not a nun. her
birthday celebrations started with several party
poppers and some Dave Edmonds, plus a few pals.
Then it was a trip on the London Eye. Now, never
being one for heights - unless it's of passion! -
I've always dreaded it. Anyway, not wanting the
'Wimp of the Year' title, I gritted my teeth and
jumped on. It's still moving, you know, so that
was a feat in itself. Well, after a few minutes
staring at the bottom of the pod I gradually
started to enjoy the views and ended up walking
all around it. I must thank a luvly lady, Laura,
who made sure all was well.
Got chatting to a guy from
Newcastle who had brought a little boy on the
pod. It turned out he was a lad from Chernobyl,
the radio-active city, who was flown to London by
a charity to help alleviate his day-to-day burden
of life there. Most of the inhabitants of the
place are not expected to live beyond 30. I was
so humbled. It's incidents like that that bring
you right down to reality. So it's my belief we
should all be eternally grateful when we feel
like moaning.
Then it was on to the Tate
Modern. I usually go to galleries, nipping in and
out of each room, knowing nothing about brush
strokes - unless you count the sit-com starring
my friend, Louise English - and avoiding the
ludicrously high-priced sandwiches. Why do they
think a see-through slice of cucumber, one piece
of compressed wet lettuce, and two dog-eared
chillis constitutes value for money?
Well, Tate Modern is just
fabulous. Every single room has something in it
to enjoy and marvel at. I don't know about you,
but I'm hopeless at art. Anything to do with a
brush and that phrase; "she doesn't do a
stroke" comes to mind. We all agreed it was
a great couple of hours.
Next stop, Harrods. Or as
my friend, Simon Cadell used to say -
"Rod's" Opulence has got to be the
describing word. Even before we went in I clocked
the door attendant. tall, wonderful, dark hair,
immaculate green uniform, white gloves, and teeth
that would do justice to Colgate.
Well, Jeannie and I were
like two kids in Tammy Girl, all giggly and
excited. Anyway, after rummaging desperately
through every rail and finding nothing - sob! -
we retreated to the foodhall for sustenance. We
chose a mixed selection of oysters. I always
thought there was only one variety, but Flavies,
our waiter, explained there was six. Anyway, I
scooped mine away from the shell, held it to my
mouth and the oyster promptly fell out and landed
in me lap. I scooped out the next oyster with a
fork, adding a little vinegar and onion.
Providing you can balance the slithery fish on
said fork and bend your head forward before the
oyster falls off, you may be rewarded for your
efforts! Champagne completed the experience (now
and then you have to get away from noodles and
rice-cakes!).
Harvey Nicks was next.
Another chunk of the opulence word. Found some
fab cosmetics, complete with free overnight bag -
suede - now that's what i call a complimentary
gift. The giggling sisters skipped off quite
happily, walking to the mall, stopping off at one
of my fave hotels, the Lanesborough. Apparently
the dining room was once a crematorium, as it was
previously, the Lanesborough that is, St George's
Hospital. Luckily, my food has never been well
done there!
After a couple of cocktails
- do try a Slippery nipple - Sambucca and Baileys
- we headed off to Oxford St. Still a nightmare!
I've never liked it, even when I first arrived in
London 30 years ago. I know it's a must-see for
tourists, but to me it's tat-ago-go. Then we
decamped to another favourite - the Langham
Hilton. The bar is like a reading room with chat.
Sounds a bit dull, but it's really great for
unwinding.
Businessmen finishing the
last of their mobile calls, whilst giving
admiring glances to their female companions -
Nudge! Nudge!
Anyway, walked halfway
home, then succumbed to a black cab. Arrived back
at Campus R. Soles, showered, re-dressed and
headed for the nightlife. Isligton is littered
with it. Went to a couple of bars, decided
everywhere was too busy, returned home and put
Tom Jones on. Fab!
Next day, Sunday, found
us at the Windows Restaurant on the 28th floor of
the Hilton Hotel, Hyde Park. As you can imagine,
the views are spectacular. I think the Queen was
a bit peeved after learning her residence would
be overlooked, but the bathroom cannot be seen
atall. So, all's well.
There is a superb, superior
buffet, of lobster, langoustine, most meats with
beautifully accompanied pickles, exotic sauces,
breads from everywher eint he world, followed by
a great selection of main courses, served from
beautiful tureens. there isn't just meat -
paella, pasta, exotic omelettes - I'm afraid I
was a dithering fart and had a bit of everything.
Then, if you can still
manage anything else, you can choose any crepe
you want, made in front of your eyes. As if
that's not enough, there's a glorious array of
cheeses, fresh fruit, and stunning desserts.
luckily, I'm not a great chocolate lover, but for
those people who are, heaven is on the 28th
floor.
While you're eating,
there's an excellent jazz musician, plus
champagne included in the price. I think it's a
fab treat for birthdays etc.
After feeling extremely
stuffed, we popped over the road to 'Party In The
Park' - Fab! Then we walked halfway home, me feet
slightly crippled so we caught a welcome cabaand
finished the day off with a hot chocolate. I jest
of course!!
Have just come back from
Brighton where I participated in a new radio show
- a bit like Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Thoroughly enjoyed it. Don't know transmission
date yet, but I'll send details as soon as...
Oh, something happened the
other day... I have been voted the 'Campest Woman
in Britain by 'What's On' magazine! Well, I can
add that to 'Rear Of The Year'.
Friday saw me and David
Alder, a dear mate who was the Major General in Pirates,
at the Open Air Theatre, Regents Park, watching
the first night of Camelot. Now, I've
never really rated this show. I think a
production I saw at the Dominion years ago put me
off. it was far too long and the pauses inbetween
the dialogue put me in a coma!
Anyway, this performance
sped along and contained lots of funny business.
Most of which came from King Pellinore, played by
Russ Abbot. he was very well received by the
audience. The lighting was so fab, and it didn't
rain! Luvly David made some fab salmon
sandwiches, accompanied by champers and
raspberries. I was really spoilt. It was a
delight to mingle afterwards and catch up with
old mates and colleagues.
I have to say I've had a
marvellous time off and done so much, so when
rehearsals are under way in two weeks, I shall
throw myself into Miss Hannigan with relish. Just
before I go - I'm making an infomercial for
HOME-TEK. Should be fun. I'll keep you posted.
Finally, once again, my
heartfelt thanx to you all for logging onto the
site. I'm always more than happy to answer emails
etc. If I don't reply straightaway it's because
sometimes it takes a while to collate, but you
will get my reply.
As a codicil, I must once
again thank Davie, who is doing a marvellous job
with the site. I think it's one of the best there
is, so definitely 200 out of 100! My thanx also
to Rob, who assists me greatly - much
appreciated, doll.
Time to go - have to voice
'Noisy' again.
Have a fabulous Summer and
keep in touch.
My luv 2 U all,
Su x x
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