A big
hello, everybody, I
hope you're all enjoying Summer. At the moment,
I'm having a socially sating time, as I want to
see and do as much as I can before starting work
in earnest - well, Lincoln, actually! - Have had
a great time recently, catching up with people,
doing jobs based from home. We completed the last
episode, this series, of Little Robots,
including a song 'Anyone Can Sparkle', written by
Debbie Wiseman and Don Black, two very
accomplished and respected musical forces. A
simple, melodic tune and lyrics, it was a joy to
do. We managed to get everyone in the studio at
the same time, apart from Martin Clunes, who had
filming commitments. Lenny Henry and myself had a
few harmonies together and we had a really fun
time, catching up on news, etc.
Little Robots has
been really well-received. The execs are hoping
it will be sold to America where animation is the
big daddy! So, fingers crossed.
The Weakest Link
had me teamed up with mates I've worked with in
the past. I think I can safely say we were all
somewhat apprehensive at being quizzed by the
"Beast in Black" - Anne Robinson.
Before recording started, we were frantically
placating each other, saying 'If I vote you off,
it's nothing personal. Please keep me on the
Christmas card list!'
Actually, I was dead
lucky. I didn't really get a roasting from Anne.
I have to say, although the questions come across
loud and clear on the TV, in reality it's
extremely hard to hear any questions in the
studio. That's why, if you study the programme,
you can see quite a few contestants leaning
forward, straining to hear what Anne is saying. I
think that's part of the show's strategy. You
really have to concentrate. I though: 'I'm an
actress - get me out of here!'
It was luvly to see Nick
Owen, Limahl, Toyah, Bob Carolgees & Spit The
Dog - Yes, Anne did get one! - Steve Nallon
(Marg. Thatcher impersonator from Spitting
Image), Eric Bristow, Linda Lusardi, and one-time
partner of Janet Street-Porter, Normski. By the
time you read this it will have been shown on TV.
So I hope you enjoyed it.
Have just seen Chitty
Chitty Bang Bang, as my mate, Gary Wilmot,
had his first night as Caractacus Potts. The
songs really suit his voice. He's definitely
going to enjoy his year in the role. It was also
a pleasure to see Anton Rodgers playing the
grandfather, and my mate, Derek Griffiths. If you
haven't seen it I urge you to go, and I don't say
that on many occasions. I really want shows to do
well, but I find I'm let down by the standard of
too many these days. But Chitty has
marvellous production values. I could see exactly
what I had spent my money on. My ticket probably
bought one pair of shoes - or maybe one shoe!
We were royally
entertained in the interval by the show's
producer, Michael Rose, and I sat on a
chaise-longe that Prince Charles had used a week
earlier.
Later that week I went
for lunch at The Ivy with the producer of The
Vagina Monologues. Teamed up with Tamara
Beckwith. Lovely girl, always jetting off
somewhere in her role as party organiser etc. for
the California glitterati. In the Autumn she'll
be in Bermuda - I'll be n Billingham!! I'm going
to have to speak to my agent at once! Had a chat
with Andrew Lloyd-Webber, who was dining on sea
bass. He'd have preferred a table, but... (I know
- but I love music hall stuff!!)
The likelihood is I'll
probably be doing VAG MON again next June, but
I'll keep you posted.
At the moment I'm
preparing for the second Annie tour, when
I'll be working with the same cast apart from two
new members. So I'm really looking forward to
that. It's such a popular show and a great joy to
perform. There's nothing better than taking a bow
at the end from an audience who have really had
an entertaining evening and are going home really
happy. I'm a sucker for show biz!
Must tell you one luvly
comment from a gentleman who came to see VAG MON
in Canterbury. He said: 'I've really learned a
few things today. Trouble is, at my age, when I
get home I'll have forgotten what they are!'
Bless him.
This socialising lark is
going to turn me into a "humungas
Godzilla" person. I've developed a liking
for rice cakes, in order to stop me eating whole
loaves! Mind you, Annie will turn me
into a stick insect. have had luvly times meeting
up with mates who I haven't seen for ages. I do
feel it's important to keep in touch with people,
especially if you're the one who's on tour.
Friends are very important and must never be
taken for granted. Rather like audiences, really.
Oh, went to see a really
entertaining piece at the King's Head. Comedy
of Arias - obviously lifted from Comedy Of
Errors - It was directed by my old Godspell
mate, Andrew C Wadsworth, or Ace as I call him.
Very good operatic voices, with great comedy biz
thrown in, obviously. It would be fab if it
transferred, but as the King's Head is such an
intimate performing space, it might lose
something of its intimacy in too large a venue.
Fingers crossed anyway.
Have recently returned
from a favourite place - Bournemouth. I've played
there about 20 times and just luv it, although
the Royal Hotel has slipped a little. Service can
take an hour for a cup of tea! OK if you're dead,
as you're in no hurry, but...
Whilst there I stayed
with my old mate, Barry Howard, who has a lush
flat right near the sea. We had a great scream.
We went to see Jim Davidson, who does a great
stand-up. I think he would get an earful from
Germaine Greer, the wonderful doyenne of
feminism, but I would describe him as
"earthy", rather like the seaside
postcard "have you put it in yet,
vicar?" stuff. The audience loved it.
Next night, watched Bedside
Manners, a farce with my pals, John Inman,
Louise English - who plays Grace Farrel in Annie
- Georgina Moon and Robin Askwith, who is now
based in Gaza. I would describe the play's
content as flimsy, but all the cast are
experienced pros and added good visual comedy to
a good audience's delight. We all then repaired
to a luvly Chinese where loud chat and laughter
were much in evidence. Jim Davidson, and Roger
Kitter, his support act, joined us after their
gig. There was table dancing and I had to get off
before I fell off me high-heels!
I returned to London in
need of a rest, but alas, more socialising! Went
to Joe Allen, a really simple, but down-to-earth
showbiz restaurant. Spent ages table-hopping -
luv all that - trouble is, it's no good ordering
food, there's no time to eat it - Caught up with
luvly Bobby Crush and dear Bill Buckley, who
wrote the hit song, 'Starting Together'. They're
both hideously well and doing very successfully.
Undaunted, travelled to
Guildford to the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre, to see
more old mates, in a Ray Cooney farce, It Runs
In The Family, an altogether superior script
from Bournemouth. Avid theatre goers would know
most of the cast: Jeff Holland, David Griffin,
Geoffrey Davies, Judy Buxton. great to see them
all playing luvly visual biz to a very packed and
appreciative audience. I laughed my head off and
we all had tea on the terrace after the matinee.
As usual, much chat ensued, catching up with each
other, etc. I have to say tho', that I'm not very
good at being an audience. It never seems to sit
well with me, watching. I'm afraid the stage is
where I prefer to be, on it, not looking at it!
Still, it was nice to be entertained.
My friend, David
"Mother" Alder, of The Pirates Of
Penzance fame, and I are off to see High
Society at Regent's Park Open Air theatre -
My Gilbert & Sullivan debut venue - will be
luvly to catch up with Ian Talbot, director, and
Cathy Jayes, musical director. No doubt there
will be much shrieking and drinking and
conviviality - well, fab I say! - THAT'S LIFE!
Well, I think I've
caught up with all the news I have to impart. Annie,
I hope, will once again be a great success,
pleasing audiences everywhere.
My "Wicked
Queen" costume is being fitted next week. I
rather like being a mythical Alexis Colby!
Just before I go, I want
to say a big thank you to you all for surfing my
site. Always a pleasure to hear from you. I
endeavour to reply to everyone but please
understand if I don't get back to you straight
away, as when I'm touring things can't always get
done as quickly.
Lastly, a fabulous, big,
mega thank you to Davie, who has, without doubt,
made my site a much-talked about one. Every
person who has tuned in has praised it to the
hilt, and rightly so. His care, dedication, and
loyalty to me cannot be measured, and I am very
proud to know him. He and Rob Cope, a dear
friend, have a great team spirit. Thanx so much,
Rob.
Well, publication calls
so will have to sign off. Keep logging on and
much luv to you all.
Su x x x
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