'When I was younger, I was dead keen on being an archaeologist. I knew nothing about it, nor had any family connection, but I was fascinated by the idea of wearing a pith hat, kneeling in the desert heat, screaming "I've found one!" But the idea of studying for years on end put me off 'cos I wanted money for the disco, right then. Anyway, I still dream of doing it. Nowadays I don't dig up relics, I work with them! (just my little joke, my fellow artist's).'