SPOTLIGHT
ON Q. What was your
favourite TV show when you were younger?
A. The
Munsters (An American comic-horror series).
Q. Is it
true you had alcoholic poisoning at the age of
eight?
A. I blame
that on my brother and sister who have a very
warped sense of humour. We were in Majorca at a
barbecue where there was this very nice red
liquid to drink - which was sangria, quite a
deadly thing - and they kept filling my glass up.
I was slowly sinking under the table. I remember
desperately wanting to go to the toilet, but I
couldn't move. I was ill for about a week after
that. They reckoned I'd had six bottles of
sangria. the pain in my stomach I'll never
forget.
Q. Did you
train with John Currie and want to be a skater
like him?
A. I didn't
train with John Currie. We had the same trainer
at Solihull ice rink. I started when I was nine
and I became very serious about it. I'd go in the
mornings before school and then again in the
evenings - up to six hours a day. Then when I saw
Currie winning the Olympics I thought 'God, I
know that man'. I had a mad crush on him when he
was younger, he was so beautiful.
When I was
12 I had an operation to straighten my toes and
it meant I couldn't skate again because I
couldn't put my foot in a tight boot. I wasn't
professionally minded though and I didn't mind
giving it up.
Q. Did you
ever predict to your schoolmates that you would
be a star at such a young age? If so what was
their reaction?
A. I didn't
so much predict as tell them the most abominable
lies. I remember once I had the whole
school thinking I'd be leaving at the end of the
week because I'd just been cast in a new musical
with Julie Andrews. I'd get bored and invent
these stories and believe them myself sometimes.!
End of the week I got a load of presents off my
friends and then on Monday there I was again
saying I'd decided not to do it after all.
Q. What's
it like being small and a star?
A. The only
time I dislike being small is when I see lovely
women with great long legs and I think 'Oh
wow I wish I was like that'. And when your fans
meet you and go ' Oooh, aren't you little!' as if
it's something dreadful. otherwise I don't think
about it, though it's true I am verging on the
very small - four foot eleven.
Q. If
people say unkind things about your appearance
what are your reactions?
A. If the
press say it I won't read it because it'll put me
in a bad mood for the rest of the day. But when
people in the street laugh at the way I look I
just stick my nose up in the air and walk on as
though I'm better than them - which annoys them.
It's much better than turning round and swearing
and looking hurt.
Q. If you
were offered money to pose nude in a man's
magazine what would you do?
A. No. I'd
get a stand-in to do it with my wig on. I just
haven't got the physique to pull it off. Not only
that, it's just not me. I'm too modest.
Q. How much
do you earn a month and do you spend it mostly on
clothes?
A. I don't
get money the way most people do. I get a basic
wage, which is fifty quid cash per week, then
if I need clothes for costumes or photo
sessions I ring up the record company and say
'Please can I have some money' - but that has to
be paid back through record sales.
Q. On
average how much does one of Melissa Caplan's
outfits cost you?
A. The same
as anything else in the shop. They're always
under a hundred quid which for nowadays is very
good.
Q. Is it
true that most of your lyrics were inspired by
dreams and nightmares?
A. Yes, but
also horror films and books of horror stories and
science fiction. That's the main thing, the fear
of death.
Q. Are you
business minded?
A. To
survive you've got to be business minded. I'm
business minded only in the fact that I don't
trust a soul, not even my manager and he knows
it. Before I do anything I check it out myself
and I won't sign for something unless I approve
of it. But the reason I'm like that is to
survive, having been ripped off early in my
career. Rather than lean on anyone with my trust
I just do everything myself.
Q. Do you
have a strong personal life?
A. I've
never had a personal life. I'm just discovering
what the word 'boyfriend' means because I spent
20 years of my life totally alone, totally
tomboyish, going to wild parties and being known
for being totally aggressive. I've always been
too weird for people to associate with.
Then
success comes and everyone understands you. But
I'm happiest when I'm alone because then I can be
as extreme as I like without frightening anybody.
Q. Where
does your name come from?
A. My
parents deny any knowledge of where they got the
name from, but there is a town in Texas called
Toyah. In Red Indian language it means 'water'.
Also the neighbouring town there is called
Wilcox, so that must be where my mum got it from
- it was definitely her who named me.
Q. What was
your school nickname?
A. I had a
lot. When I was ten it was 'Barrel' because I was
very fat. Then it became 'Toilet' when I was
about 14, not only because it sounds like Toyah
but I was always hiding in the toilets during
lesson times, having a smoke or something. And
then I had a best friend called Trisha and she
was very thin and I was very fat and we were
known as 'Stick 'N' The Mud' - I was The Mud.
Q. What do
your parents think of what you're doing now?
A. My
parents are my greatest fans, but when I first
said I was going to move to London and become an
actress and a singer they tried to discourage it
because it's such an insecure profession.
Although my dad gave up on telling me what to do
when I was about 12 and just said 'Let her get on
with it' my mother still nags me about the way I
look - only now it's because my hair's yellow and
she preferred the red I used to have.
Whereas
when I was younger she nagged me about
'destroying' my hair. So the viewpoint's changed
completely. Well, bleaching your hair isn't good
for it. You have to put the life back in so I
overcondition it. It's not something I'd advise
kids to try themselves.
Unknown
Magazine, 1982
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