Toyah's
Ready To Rumble in the Jungle She was no Johnny Rotten but, to
many, Toyah Willcox remains an icon of punk. With
her shocking rainbow-coloured hair she spent the
first half of the 80s flying high in the charts
with post-punk anthems such as It's A Mystery.
But it
looks like we'll be seeing a very different side
to the singer/actress over the next couple of
weeks - in more ways than one.
In the
second series of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of
Here! - set to dominate our TV screens for a
fortnight from Monday - she's planning to throw
off the shackles of civilisation and go back to
nature big style - with a little help from her
celeb pal and fellow contestant Wayne
Sleep.
"I do
have this fantasy that Wayne and I will run naked
through the jungle," she says mischievously
with her trademark lisp. "My biggest fantasy
is being naked in a rainforest."
The fact
that she'll be sharing the screen with glamour
girl Catalina doesn't bother her in the
slightest.
"There's
no way they'll get me into a bikini in the jungle
standing next to Catalina - but I would go naked
against her," she says. "Bikinis only
accentuate all the bad bits.
"When
I had the meeting for the show, they couldn't
believe my muscles. They were expecting a
middle-age spread," says Birmingham-born
Toyah, 44, in her final interview before leaving
her Australian hotel for the jungle.
"It's
only in the last year that, for the first time, I
enjoy being in my body. Doing the stage show
Calamity Jane has kept me fit as I'm doing lots
stage fighting, stunt work and acrobatics.
"My
legs and arms are solid muscle and I do about 200
press-ups a day followed by 50 sit-ups. I have to
be iron hard.
"I
always had to be sexy and worry about my weight
as a singer and it made me shy - now I don't give
a damn."
This
devil-may-care attitude could take Toyah to the
final stages of the competition.
And thanks
to her rather bizarre marital arrangements, she
has another big advantage over her fellow
castaways.
While
Danniella Westbrook, Sian Lloyd, Antony Worrall
Thompson and the rest of the intrepid jungle
adventurers will be pining for their loved ones,
Toyah will actually be a lot closer to her
56-year-old husband, former King Crimson
guitarist Robert Fripp, than she normally
is.
"I
don't see enough of Robert anyway, so being apart
won't be a huge wrench for me," she says.
"I'll miss talking to him on the phone but
he'll be flying out to Australia.
"He's
normally based in Nashville. It's has been a
tough year because I've been away on tour most of
the time. It means that so far this year I've
seen him for only three weeks, but I'm used to it
because it's been like that for 17 years.
"At
the beginning I was always heartbroken and pining
for him, but I recreated my life to be busy and
not to think about it too much.
"It is
an usual situation but we like our own company.
Last year he was actually home for three months
but we ended up living in different houses.
"But I
love his company and I love looking at him. I
like him more since he's got older because he
looks grey and distinguished now."
It was
during one of their many long trans-atlantic
telephone calls that Robert encouraged his wife
to give the jungle challenge a go.
And when he
flies out to Australia he'll give TV audiences a
personal insight into how he believes Toyah is
coping Down Under.
My
husband's over the moon and thinks this is a
reward for a year of extremely hard work,"
says Toyah.
"When
he gets to Australia he'll spend the whole time
crying because he's so soft.
"If he
sees me doing anything dangerous he'll just burst
into tears. He's a very private person but he's
happy I'm doing this and he'll do anything to
support me."
After
suffering miscarriages in her twenties, Toyah was
so certain that she didn't want children that she
had herself sterilised at the age of 27.
She
believes that this has allowed their
unconventional relationship to flourish.
"I
think not having children helps us," she
says. "It's not that I don't like children,
but we're free - I mean, we don't even share a
bank account.
"This
kind of marriage may not work for anyone else,
but I don't think we'd change our way
together.
"I
thought we'd live together when we married and of
course you want that at the beginning but because
of our careers, we never fixed it like
that.
"I
guess I'm married to my work now and need the
phone to ring and love meeting
deadlines."
So while
her rivals pine for their loved ones and fret
about giving up their sex lives, Toyah's terrors
are far more immediate.
"I'm
terrified of every insect except for
butterflies," she says. "Snakes don't
bother me unless they're hissing and are bright
yellow. But there have been times when I've woken
up with a spider on me and I've burst into tears.
I'm hoping to escape that one.
"I'm
also worried about not being able to eat when I
want to, and the lack of chocolate. I get huge
sugar cravings.
"And
I'm phobic about going to the loo if people can
hear. I'll have to get Wayne to sing when I'm in
the loo to cover up the sound.
"I'll
find it hard because I like my own space so I
hope I get time to think. If I need to, I'll walk
away and be quiet, on my own.
"And I
don't take any nonsense from people. I learned
that from my school days. I limped because one of
my legs was longer than the other and I was badly
bullied from the age of four until I was 11 in
ways I can't even talk about.
"They
used to strangle me with their shoelaces until I
passed out. It took a year for me to realise it
wasn't normal.
"I
finally dealt with it by knocking the biggest
bully flat out. I picked up a chair and smashed
it over her head. If I hadn't fought back I would
have been trampled on. Now I don't take any
rubbish from people.
"If
people are negative or moan, then I won't like
it, but I'm always the devil's advocate when
arguments happen which might infuriate
people.
"I'm
also a bit of a mickey taker so I think I'll be
the joker of the pack. I can see me hiding
Antony's underpants or setting his clothes on
fire."
Unless
Toyah's tantrums see her kicked out early,
there'll be no time for recuperation after her
jungle ordeal.
A few days
after she returns to the UK she's due back on
stage in Calamity Jane in Sheffield. The show
then moves to the West End on June 12.
She's also
somehow finding the time to release a new album
called Velvet Lined Shell.
"I
love diversity and gear my life around it. If I
feel trapped, I move on," she says
Despite the
convenient timing of her album, Toyah insists her
participation in the show is nothing to do with
self-promotion.
"I'm
not doing this as a publicity stunt, it will be a
huge personal learning curve," she
says.
"When
there's no food and comfort or family around me,
the true me will come out and I want to see who
that person is.
"To
the public, I lisp and I'm quirky - that's who I
am. But there are more levels to me and I want
people to see the real Toyah.
"And,
like I said, I can't wait to experience being
naked in a rainforest."
By Nick
Webster And Emma Bussey
Daily
Mirror
26th
April 2003
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