Something
To Say "Shorties
like me will know what my biggest problem
is!"
Small-minded
people are the bane of my life, says the
pint-sized pop star!
"A
lot of people - especially the male variety -
seem to think that because I'm short I'm also
extremely sweet, ever so vulnerable and incapable
of looking after myself! They reckon I'm in need
of constant protection, and - worst of all -
pretty dumb.
They
try to manipulate me and come on all
condescending...and it happens such a lot that
I've now found it to my advantage. Because,
although I'm more than able to look after myself,
it can work wonders to turn on that
little-girl-lost charm!
When
people see me in films or on television I must
seem larger than life, because when they meet me
in the flesh they're always surprised to find
that I'm under five feet tall - four feet
11 inches, to be precise!
Now,
of course, being short does have its drawbacks,
but I'm certainly not complaining. Far from being
a handicap, it can be a positive asset - it all
depends on your outlook.
The
only time my height (or rather, lack of it)
starts to get me down is when it stops me doing
something for myself. I'm very independent, so
things that other people might regard as a slight
hindrance affect me more as a matter of
pride.
The
biggest problem is not being able to reach
things. Let's face it, it's hardly convenient to
have to stand on a chair when you want to get
something off a rail in the wardrobe,
or stand on a ladder to water the plants!
Everyday
situations can get a bit embarrassing, too. If I
want to drive a car I have to make sure that the
seat will go a long way forward so that I can
reach the pedals, and shopping in the supermarket
can be a real chore if I can't reach the
shelves!
Shopping
for clothes can be a bit of a nightmare, too.
Trousers and skirts usually need to have at least
10 inches chopped off the hems, and waists are
often far too big. But I do get some great
outfits in the boyswear and teenage
departments.
In
fact, now that I've come to terms with being a
shorty, I don't even bother to wear high heels
anymore. I spent years hobbling round in
stilettos. Now I prefer to bounce around in
flatties - and I feel much more energetic and
robust.
When
I was younger, being small was a constant source
of worry. I stopped growing at 11, while all my
classmates were shooting up into six-foot
giants.
I
couldn't even get in to see an X-rated film until
I was 22 because I looked so young - still, at
least I was small enough to sneak in the
back!
Luckily,
I wasn't too interested in boys during my school
days - singing and dancing came
first. Even now I'd never go for the sort of man
who wants a long-legged dolly bird - they're just
not my type. I like men who like me for what I am
- not my inside leg measurement.
On
the contrary, it's often men who get into trouble
over my size. Thinking that small equals sweet
and vulnerable is a common misconception. Another
popular prejudice is to think that short people
are stupid because we look younger than we really
are - but that's yet another thing we can turn to
our advantage.
I
find it very easy to manipulate people - there's
a certain breed of person who's scared witless of
little people.
I
don't blame them. Small people are often tough -
we have to be. Being short on height usually
means that we're big on independence and
individuality to make up for it. In my
profession especially, being small can be a big
boon. If you look a lot younger you can cover the
whole spectrum of characters from teenage kids
upwards, and I'm never going to be in the awkward
position of towering over my leading man!
Of
course, like any other short person, I do have
the odd moments when I yearn for a somewhat
higher profile. But given the choice, I'd rather
be too short than too tall.
You're
never going to be able to change your height, but
you can change the way you feel about it. I've
learnt to turn what could have been a shortcoming
into an advantage. As long as you're fit and
healthy, I don't think it really matters how tall
- or short - you are.
After
all, who wants to go around ducking doorways,
shoulders hunched and chin stuck in their chest
for the rest of their lives.
Woman's
World, 1986
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